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I served the velvet-voiced Mr. Ian Hanomansing last night, or as I will henceforth always refer to him, Dreamy McCbcnews. I think I drooled on his donair, and couldn't help but grin at him every time I passed his table, despite the fact that he was with his wife and kids. I hovered around their table busying myself with tidying tasks in order to eavesdrop on their conversations. He tipped well. If anyone is intersted on bidding on it, I have his beer glass, lip print intact, for sale on EBay.